Is this a serious talk, mom?
I've been missing out
Use this fucking slut
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
Swallow, count and repeat
I'll help you get up, baby
Don't let it slip out again!
Only one thing can get done around her
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Wanna climb my fucklist?
Pick your favorite, daddy!
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues